0 to 100 real quick
but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention
wanna know how i got these scars
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are
don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
Coming out the hot box like
I might have made a thing at work. Our box of letters has no apostrophes or punctuation. Sigh.
Why deducecanoe is one of my favourite people.
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
"I’m so strong"
I love him so much.
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
HOW DOES THIS
TURN INTO THIS
NO ONE IS ALLOW TO BE THIS HANDSOME
#gavin grew into his nose #dan grew into his eyebrows
What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity
you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing
you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post
i’ve put my mouth on worse
As a paranormal/horror blogger I can assure you these child abuse ads are the most scariest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Probably because things like that are happening RIGHT NOW at this very INSTANT.
And it’s horrifying but hopefully these ads bring more attention towards it.
I got these from this buzzfeed article. You can view more ads and the sources for these ads there as well.
"As a paranormal/horror blogger"