unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

Endless List Of Favorite Movies:
Pacific Rim (2013)

"When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction."

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

goodbyenorthernlights:

Every single character in this series is at least a little bit of a cutie. Every single one.

inushiek:

I sold my soul to this freaking nerd

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ac9821f9dbba311736ea76ee5e0942d/tumblr_mn267hJiRW1qbgas1o1_250.gif

insanitybreach:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT LEGION’S GAMER PROFILE

AND THE FACT THAT HE DONATED TO AN EDEN PRIME FUNDRAISER

AND THAT HE SPENT 75 HOURS ON A ROMANCE GAME

THIS ALONE MAKES THE SHADOW BROKER DLC WORTH BUYING

inverse-raddish:

paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDANG MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FREAKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

Stage 7: you are my religion, my faith, my god.

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called
thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field